Matthew Miner

Ho Ho Oh No

Today I was shopping for Santa Claus costumes on Amazon.1 Most listings feature a passable Kris Kringle, but others…

Santa as scary biker

Santa as serial murderer

Santa with amazing eyebrows

Well, just not what comes to mind when I think Santa. I love the eyebrows on that last one though.

  1. As you do when Christmas nears. You all have your Santa Claus costumes ready to go, right?